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Post by nene on Nov 29, 2001 7:55:51 GMT -5
Hi friends,
In light of yesterday's unfortunate experience George had, I figured a bit of bathroom humor is requested.
This was taken from Dilbert's Newsletter #39.
Things Not To Say in a Restroom
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As I entered the restroom, a cow-orker who had just finished his business, turned to me and said, "Oh, hey, Brent, I was just thinking about you."
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At my last job, just as I was entering a restroom, a cow-orker
said, "Say, can I grab you when you're done?"
I hope you all have an enjoyable day!
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Post by kirath on Nov 29, 2001 8:24:45 GMT -5
What happened to George yesterday?? What did I miss??  |
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Post by S4MadMan on Nov 29, 2001 10:41:37 GMT -5
...inquiring minds want to know. ;D What happened to George yesterday?? What did I miss?? |
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Post by mike@bostonaudi on Nov 30, 2001 11:54:20 GMT -5
See, and this is why you should come to every one of our gatherings  |
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Post by S4MadMan on Dec 1, 2001 3:22:43 GMT -5
...don't make me buy that Viper GTS!   See, and this is why you should come to every one of our gatherings |
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Post by mike@bostonaudi on Dec 2, 2001 23:17:18 GMT -5
Dude, you get that Viper and I'll make sure all Boston Audi lunches from then on will happen at your place so that we can drool over the car |
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Post by kirath on Dec 3, 2001 11:38:49 GMT -5
Still have not answered the question..
What happend to George??
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Post by S4MadMan on Dec 4, 2001 3:44:53 GMT -5
...if I DO get it, it won't be until April 2002 when the snow subsides. Then we can all take turns leaving 10' tire marks shifting from 2nd to 3rd. Now that's fun! ;D Dude, you get that Viper and I'll make sure all Boston Audi lunches from then on will happen at your place so that we can drool over the car |
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Post by S4toR8Wish on Dec 5, 2001 20:28:47 GMT -5
Now, is there any point in getting snow tires for a Viper?? Hmm...could you imagine an AWD Viper?
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Post by S4MadMan on Dec 6, 2001 6:23:03 GMT -5
...I can sit there in 3rd gear and spin my wheels and all of you can pass me and go on our respective AW Boards and say you killed a Viper GTS. And I'd back you up. ;D Now, is there any point in getting snow tires for a Viper?? Hmm...could you imagine an AWD Viper? |
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Post by nene on Dec 7, 2001 7:55:23 GMT -5
Since George doesn't wish to clear the issue up, I guess I can do it nicely.
So, we're just about done with dinner, when George comes out of his man's room affair white as a ghost (exageration for effect)!
So we proceeded to do CPR on the man (just joking), and asked him what happened.
Apparently, some jerk in the bathroom was painting the walls while attempting to take a simple piss.
George enters the bathroom, and he sees this puddle rushing towards him, so he never really made it to get his business taken care of!
I believe he did not get to see much of anything, since he could not remember who in the restaurant was helping himself to a bathroom wash down!
But we laughed about it for the next 10 minutes.
All in good fun.
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Post by S4MadMan on Dec 7, 2001 9:01:51 GMT -5
...if I walked in and that guy was painting the wall, I would have decked that JERK from behind. Sometimes I just don't understand people's inconsideration for others! Since George doesn't wish to clear the issue up, I guess I can do it nicely. So, we're just about done with dinner, when George comes out of his man's room affair white as a ghost (exageration for effect)! So we proceeded to do CPR on the man (just joking), and asked him what happened. Apparently, some jerk in the bathroom was painting the walls while attempting to take a simple piss. George enters the bathroom, and he sees this puddle rushing towards him, so he never really made it to get his business taken care of! I believe he did not get to see much of anything, since he could not remember who in the restaurant was helping himself to a bathroom wash down! But we laughed about it for the next 10 minutes. All in good fun. |
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Post by kirath on Dec 13, 2001 9:35:11 GMT -5
;D I pee on the walls all the time... ........  j/k I don't know what I would have done in that situation.. Some people are just really messed up and I say just let them be.. |
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Post by S4MadMan on Dec 13, 2001 12:54:55 GMT -5
...take'em down! OK, he didn't say that but yeah, seriously, it depends on the situation. I still would've probably decked the guy. ;D I pee on the walls all the time... <br> ........ j/k I don't know what I would have done in that situation.. Some people are just really messed up and I say just let them be.. <br> |
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