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Post by nene on Feb 20, 2002 10:17:05 GMT -5
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He orders that a rabbit be released into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
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Post by nene on Feb 20, 2002 10:20:34 GMT -5
For the next Winter Olympics, they are planning on replacing "sledding" with "shredding"! Enron will be the major sponsor in this event!
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Post by CrazyINP on Feb 20, 2002 10:36:04 GMT -5
This was funny,
I don't know how is here, but in my coutry the police is just like this........
-ivan
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Post by S4MadMan on Feb 20, 2002 15:46:01 GMT -5
...DOAH!!! ;D 8) For the next Winter Olympics, they are planning on replacing "sledding" with "shredding"! Enron will be the major sponsor in this event!
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